if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
i spend so much money at that damn chiropractor for my girlfriend, he cant be that good
This bird knows he looks amazing.
Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…
Until they open their mouth…
and you realize they are basically bird muppets.
… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1
This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
The very first fucking card